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1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.
5. If she’s alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you’re a rapist.
6. If she’s sleeping and you have sex with her you’re a rapist.
7. If she’s unconscious and you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.
8. If she’s taking sleeping pills and doesn’t wake up when you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.
9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say ‘Yes’ then you’re a rapist.
10. If you drug her then you’re a rapist.
11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you’re a rapist.
12. If you don’t bother to ask her permission and she says neither ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ then you could be a rapist.
13. You are a rapist if you ‘nag’ her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual ‘yes’ from a weary victim doesn’t mean it’s not rape. You are a rapist.
14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her “No” by talking her into it. She’s not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it’s not YOUR responsibility to ‘get’ her. You’re still a rapist.
15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn’t otherwise want it. If you say, “If you loved me you’d do X” then you’re a rapist. If you say, “All the other kids are doing it!” then you’re a rapist.
16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you’re threatening her then you’re a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to ‘talk’ her into sex then you’re a rapist.
17. You are a rapist if you don’t immediately get your hands off of her when she says ‘no’. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually ‘gives in’ to this tactic.
18. You are a rapist if you won’t let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
19. If you’re necking with her and you’re naked and you’ve already gone down on her and she says ‘No’ to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you’re a rapist.
20. If you’re engaged in intercourse and she says ‘No’ at ANY point and you don’t immediately stop then you’re a rapist.
21. If she said “Yes” to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you’re a rapist.
22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn’t WANT sex and you continue then you’re a rapist.
23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don’t immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you’re a rapist.
24. If you don’t hit her and she says ‘No’ you’re still a rapist.
25. If you don’t have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says ‘No’ then you’re still a rapist.
26. If you’re a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.
27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn’t want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you’re a rapist.
28. If you’re her husband you can still be a rapist.
29. If it’s your wedding night and she doesn’t WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you’re a rapist.
30. If she’s had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn’t want to on the 101st time then you’re a rapist.
31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.
32. Women do not owe you sex.
33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.
34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.
35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn’t mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.
37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.
38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.
39. If she ‘turns you on’ you’re not entitled to sex.
40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn’t want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you’re a rapist.
41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she’s wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.
42. If she’s a prostitute and she says “No” then you’re a rapist.
43. If she’s a stripper and she says “No” then you’re a rapist. Likewise, if she’s a stripper and she’s been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you’re as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
45. If you don’t fight rape then you accept rape.
46. If you don’t believe a woman when she says she was raped then you’re encouraging rape.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.
48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
49. If you ‘only’ raped one woman, you’re STILL a rapist.
50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won’t know it.
51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn’t trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don’t wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.
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52. If you bump into a woman and don't say "excuse me" you're a rapist.
53. If you think of a girl naked and she doesn't know you're still a rapist.
54. If you park in a parking lot a little too much to the right so it'll be really hard for someone who parks normally to get out of their car you're a rapist.
55. If you masturbate and your semen hits the floor and a woman walks on your carpet in the next fifty years you're a rapist.
56. Toilet seat up? You're a rapist.
57. If you ever end up getting into a convoluted bet with a rich arabian man whereby you must wrestle a bear to the ground in order to secure your freedom from his underground death-games tournament and you manage to survive and escape and return to bring the man to justice and his wife falls in love with your bear-wrestling bravado then you're a rapist.
58. If you pick a fire-type Pokemon on your first playthrough of any Pokemon game you're a rapist.
59. If you cannot rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time you're a rapist.
60. If you congratulate your sister on graduating college with honors by giving her a hug you're a rapist.
61. If you're left-handed, you're a rapist.
62. If you're having sex with the woman and she turns out to be a man you're a rapist.
63. Paddling the school canoe? You're a rapist.
64. If a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man, and they both decide to have a child together you're a rapist.
65. If you laughed when Will Smith punched the alien in Independence Day you're a rapist.
66. You get in one little fight and your momma got scared you're moving in with a rapist.
67. If you get raped but you're not a woman, you're a rapist.
68. If you're a jew you're a rapist. (Isn't this obvious?)
69. If you're the pilot of a giant robot and tasked with saving the world from a force from outside of earth and you spend the whole time being a whiny shit you're a rapist.
70. Teabagging isn't rape. It's funny. If you don't think it's funny you're a rapist.
71. DON'T YOU BREATH MY AIR RAPIST. AAAAAAAAAAw
72. If it's Tuesday, you're a rapist. Doesn't matter who the fuck you are.
73. If you're black you are a potential rapist, potentially armed, potentially on drugs, and should be beaten.
74. If there is no #77, you're a rapist.
75. If you discover that she's been taking tylenol, you're a rapist.
76. If you've ever asked a buddy of your for money to buy a soda, you're a rapist.
78. Tom Brokaw? Rapist.
79. If you play D&D, Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The apocalypse, Swords & Sorcery, Call of Cthulhu, or any other roleplaying game you are a rapist.
80. If you've ever masturbated, then you've taken advantage of yourself and you're a rapist.
81. If you are reading this, you are a rapist.
82. If you lol'd at #81, you are a rapist.
83. If you wish you could rape someone, you're a rapist.
84. If you thought about #83, you're a rapist.
85. If you're STILL fucking reading this, you're a rapist.
86. If you wrote one of these, you're a rapist.
87. If you wrote #82-87 and are about to write #88, you are a rapist.
88. I guess that makes me a rapist. Oh, and you too.
89. Fucking rapist.
90. If you have an ego that's bigger than the size of your cock, you are a rapist.
91. If your name is Chris Makosky and you are a pansy bitch that likes to destroy friendships, you sir, are a fucking rapist.
92. You are a rapist if you do not yell suprise beforehand. SUPRISE!!!!!!!!. |
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