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Topic: Pas mal... <npo>
Posted by: Marneus at mar. 03 sept. 2002 08:04:46
Keywords: Tandyys, il ressemble a Jesus version US army
Message:

Jésus et ses apôtres

Jésus, très inquiet, appelle ses potes de la première heure, Pierre, Paul, Jean, Mathieu, et les autres. pour discuter sur la consommation croissante de drogue sur Terre. Après avoir réfléchi longtemps, ils concluent que la meilleure façon de combattre le problème est de goûter la drogue, pour ensuite prendre les mesures nécessaires.

Il est décidé qu'unpetit comité descendra sur Terre afin de se procurer les différentes drogues.

Au bout de quelques jours, les premiers rentrent avec la marchandise.


TOC TOC
Jésus ouvre la porte:
- Qui est-ce?
- C'est Paul
Jésus ouvre la porte
- Que m'apportes-tu, Paul?
- Du haschich du Maroc
- Très bien mon fils, entre.

TOC TOC
- Qui est-ce?
- C'est Marc
Jésus ouvre la porte
- Que m'apportes-tu, Marc?
- De la marihuana de Colombie
- Très bien mon fils, entre.

TOC TOC
- Qui est-ce?
- C'est Judas
Jésus ouvre la porte
- Que m'apportes-tu, Judas?
- Le FBI !!!
- Bande de fils de putes, tout le monde face au mur !!!



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