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Topic: Ah AH !
Posted by: M, futur marié avant Jiohn at ven. 04 juil. 2003 23:52:57

Keywords: gaffe anthony, je vais te maudir tes dés pour la peine

Message:

*porte qui claque, bruits de pas, rentre la mari*

"Ah ah, je vous y prend ma belle.
Vous me faites des infidélités en cachette.
Nous ne sommes encore mariés que déjà vous planifiez ma cocufication.
Si vous n'étiez si belle, je ferais annuler ce marigage dans l'heure.
Mais je suis bon et je vous pardonne, rendez moi juste un petit service".

*le mari sort un pistolet*

"Poussez vous de mon chemin que j'estourbisse l'impudent qui en a voulu à vos charmes, s'il vous plait ma future."

*tombée de rideau, fin du premier acte*

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