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Topic: facile!
Posted by: Bioman Vert at mer. 12 mars 2003 16:48:19

Keywords: Moitié homme, moitié robot, le plus courageux des héros, Bioman, Bioman, défenseur de la Terre...

Message:

En tant que Bioman intellectuel, je peux facilement répondre à ta question:

La distance entre Paris et le Cannet est de 690 km.

L'ignoble Bulex ayant bêtement détourné un train à vapeur, il ne roule qu'à la vitesse ridicule de 60 km/h et mettra donc 11 heures et 30 minutes pour arriver à destination...

La distance entre Toulouse et le Cannet est de 450 km. Comme il a fallu 2h15 au courageux Bioman pour rejoindre GrandRobot, il lui reste 9h et 15 minutes pour rejoindre le cannet. Mettons 9h, comme ça il aura le temps de prendre un café en arrivant... :)

Une simple division permet de constater que GrandRobot doit aller à une vitesse de 50 km/h en moyenne... Il ne risque même pas de se faire flasher par un radar.. Autant dire qu'une fois de plus, les Bulex vont se prendre une mega-raclée!!! :)

Force Verte (qui a réussi un jet critique de "vie courante")

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