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Topic: Ca m'a fait penser a toi et bubu...
Posted by: Raf , archange freedom symbol at lun. 31 mars 2008 14:46:18

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Un jeune inspecteur tatillon des Impôts est envoyé pour un contrôle fiscal à la Grande Synagogue de Paris.

Impitoyable, il pose de nombreuses questions au Rabbin :

- Et que faites vous des restes de cire et de bougies ?

- Nous les renvoyons à notre fournisseur qui, une fois l'an, nous offre un paquet de bougies.

- Et les restes de baguettes, toutes ces miettes, qu'en faites-vous ?

- Mais, la même chose, nous les expédions à notre boulanger et une fois l'an, il nous donne gratuitement un pain supplémentaire.

Moqueur, l'inspecteur ajoute :

- Et ce qui reste des circoncisions... toutes ces petites peaux...qu'en faites-vous ?

Placide, le rabbin répond :

- Mais, comme pour le reste, nous les envoyons aux Impôts et une fois l'an, ils nous envoient une tête de gland...




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