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Ask and ye shall receive. Since this fits nicely with the topic.
So you've decide that you want to fuck your sister...
This little self-help guide is designed to help you achieve the goals that you have chosen for yourself. In this particular edition, we will cover the steps needed to go from wanting to fuck your sister to actually fucking your sister.
The first thing that must be established, before anything is spoken verbally, is sexual tension. The best way to do this is through unnecessary physical contact that is not brotherly or sisterly in nature, but rather romantic. Need to check your sister's temperature to make sure that she's not sick? Put down that thermometer, and don't even think about using your hand! Put your forehead to her forehead, and make sure that your lips are dangerously close! Close your eyes, too, just to push it that much further. Is she blushing? She should be! Is your chosen technique working well? No need to keep it to when it's really needed - tell her that because you love her so much, you want to check her temperature every morning to make sure she's in good health!
At this point, praise for you is in order, as you've taken your first step on the long and sexy incestuous road toward fucking your sister!
Next, we must elevate the relationship to near-lover status. Use an excuse, any excuse, to take your sister on a date. Got another girl pining for you? Tell your sister that you need to turn her affections away by pretending you have a girlfriend - and who better to be your pretend girlfriend than your sister! Is life busy? Is your time consumed with school work and angsting? Tell your sister that you don't see her often enough, and you need to take her out for lunch, a movie, and a little shopping some time! As with step one, make sure you turn this into a fairly common activity.
By now, you're well on your way toward fucking your sister! The physical contact is there. The relationship is there. Now, there's only one thing missing... that's right, the fucking!
Fucking your sister for the very first time goes virtually hand in hand with admitting that you love her as a woman for the very first time. Such situations are typically spurred on by several things: a dangerous incident in which one or both of you are put in serious peril, a direct confrontation from another would-be lover, or perhaps a serious fight brought on by one of you being inconsiderate of the other's feelings. Whatever the case may be, find or create yourself such an opportunity, and make sure you capitalize on it. Get your sister alone, get her emotionally worked up, and confess to her that you think of her as a woman, that you love her as a woman, and you don't care what the world has to say about that.
This is, of course, the point at which the fucking comes into play. By this point, you've come a long way, and over the last fourteen or more years, you've built a pretty solid relationship with your sister. Recently, with the help of this guide, you've built a pretty solid romance with her as well, whether or not either of you has admitted it yet. All you have to do after you've admitted your love for her is look deep into her eyes, carry her to a conveniently nearby bed-like surface, and fuck your sister.
What more need be said at this point? Congratulations, for you have achieved your goal. It should be pretty smooth sailing from here on out, with the only real exception being the way that you're scorned and spat on by society for fucking your sister. Nevermind the naysayers, though, for you know you've got something special in your sister. The only parting advice I can give is that the bond between siblings lasts forever, so make sure you don't ever stop calling her "sis."
Congratulations, and enjoy.
How to Make a Dozen Girls Love You with No Effort
There comes a point in every man's life in which he sits up, looks around, and realizes that he has no female companionship - and quite probably never has had any at all. When such an epiphany hits, one's first reaction may be to actively seek out a steady monogamous relationship with a girl. The prudent among you, however, will realize that this is not the best option. Instead, it is wiser to cultivate a group of female friends from whom you may eventually choose a suitor (even if you know from the very beginning which one you like most).
Given that you have made the wise decision of picking up this guide, we know that you are of the latter type, and are an intelligent individual. Kudos. We will now cover the steps necessary to form your own flock of love-struck girls.
First, you must find the right setup. Do some simple brainstorming with a pen and a pad of paper. What kinds of situations and places contain predominantly females, or contain all females? Any such situation will work, even if it's slightly outlandish and unusual - a good example of such would be an all-ages all-female dorm. Jot down any such situations you can think of, using the example you've just been given as a starting point.
Once you have a healthy list going, the next step is to find which of these situations you have a familial connection with. Look at that all-girls dorm on your notepad. Do you happen to have a grandmother who owns such a dorm, yet is in need of a landlord? Or, perhaps, does your mother have an extra, large, empty house, while you have several female friends that need a place to stay? If you've put down enough situations, you should be able to find one that is a valid option. Go to the family member related to that situation, and work your charm until you have access to the situation of your choosing. Gather the females around you - all females, mind you; you don't want competition - and the magic will start to happen.
Not without a little effort, though. As has been said by many people at many times, first impressions are crucial. Even if you're already friends with the females who will now be living with you, there's still first impressions to be had. Living with someone is different than simply being friends with them. Contrary to what you might expect, you don't want to impress your future love interests. Rather, set the bar low. Yes, that's right - be a bumbling idiot. Trip, fall, accidentally grope, misunderstand, and blurt out whatever you like. Make sure, though, that you're always well intentioned, and nice, but simply misunderstood.
This step confuses some people. What they don't realize is that this is planning for the future. If you start at the peak of your abilities, what room is there for improvement? How will you impress the girls a year down the road when they've already seen your suave charm for a year? Remember, we're in this for the long haul. Slow and steady wins the race. They may currently think that you are an oaf, and a buffon, and will more or less write you off - but not completely, since you're a nice guy. Over the next few months, or years, however, you will gradually become less and less of a moron, and, as such, impress them with your seemingly unabated personal growth.
Another piece of advice that runs counter to the intuitions of most is that you actually must pick a single girl from the group for whom you will actually have feelings. Remember, women often want what they can't have, so placing yourself just barely, but not completely, out of their reach will increase their desire for you only that much more. Target one girl, and give her more of your attention than any of the others. Jealousy is a tool of seduction.
One thing that must be stated here, too, is that you cannot declare that you have a romantic interest in the chosen girl. You can come close, if you want, but the words themselves must never be spoken. It is, in fact, a good idea to deny that you have any such interest - especially when questioned by other girls - even though your actions speak otherwise. A nice, strong blush while denying your attraction is about as good of such a method as you can possibly hope to execute. Practice blushing on command.
Once you've got your foundation in place, all that you really need is time. Remember, don't admit your love for your chosen girl, improve your skills and personality over time, be nice to everyone, pay attention to everyone, and help them all out when you can. Nothing wins a girl's heart like helping her with her homework. Except, maybe, being related to her in some fashion. If ever any amiguously sexual or romantic situations arise, do not shy away from them - but do not take deliberate action, either. Emotional ambiguity and sexual tension are your best friends.
If you've followed the guidelines set forth here, within months or years, you will have your very own group of lovestruck girls who will do anything for you. Congratulations are in order, as you are now living the dream.
This post has been edited by Cymbaline on Jan 21 2004, 02:21 PM
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Echo Posted: Jan 21 2004, 12:46 PM
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You might want to add that a smart male might "accidentally" leave a few ecchi magazines haphazardly piled under a piece of his room's furniture. Inevitably one of the girls will stumble across them and confront the male about their presence. Reactions run the gamut from violence to arousal, but at the very least they provide a topic of discussion, which can help to move the relationship forward.
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ROFLOL. Part of that had me laughing so hard I about laugh in a customer's ear(tech support). Now I know I've been doing it wrong all these years.
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omoikane Posted: Jan 21 2004, 01:47 PM
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i'm working on one right as we speak. Cym sets the bar a little too high--it almost made sense.
Cymbaline Posted: Jan 21 2004, 02:00 PM
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QUOTE (Echo @ Jan 21 2004, 01:46 PM)
You might want to add that a smart male might "accidentally" leave a few ecchi magazines haphazardly piled under a piece of his room's furniture. Inevitably one of the girls will stumble across them and confront the male about their presence. Reactions run the gamut from violence to arousal, but at the very least they provide a topic of discussion, which can help to move the relationship forward.
Dude, good call.
Omo: i'm working on one right as we speak. Cym sets the bar a little too high--it almost made sense.
Thanks, I try Looking forward to the Omo guide to whatever it may be.
And now, my repost of the guide from the other thread.
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So you've decide that you want to fuck your sister...
This little self-help guide is designed to help you achieve the goals that you have chosen for yourself. In this particular edition, we will cover the steps needed to go from wanting to fuck your sister to actually fucking your sister.
The first thing that must be established, before anything is spoken verbally, is sexual tension. The best way to do this is through unnecessary physical contact that is not brotherly or sisterly in nature, but rather romantic. Need to check your sister's temperature to make sure that she's not sick? Put down that thermometer, and don't even think about using your hand! Put your forehead to her forehead, and make sure that your lips are dangerously close! Close your eyes, too, just to push it that much further. Is she blushing? She should be! Is your chosen technique working well? No need to keep it to when it's really needed - tell her that because you love her so much, you want to check her temperature every morning to make sure she's in good health!
At this point, praise for you is in order, as you've taken your first step on the long and sexy incestuous road toward fucking your sister!
Next, we must elevate the relationship to near-lover status. Use an excuse, any excuse, to take your sister on a date. Got another girl pining for you? Tell your sister that you need to turn her affections away by pretending you have a girlfriend - and who better to be your pretend girlfriend than your sister! Is life busy? Is your time consumed with school work and angsting? Tell your sister that you don't see her often enough, and you need to take her out for lunch, a movie, and a little shopping some time! As with step one, make sure you turn this into a fairly common activity.
By now, you're well on your way toward fucking your sister! The physical contact is there. The relationship is there. Now, there's only one thing missing... that's right, the fucking!
Fucking your sister for the very first time goes virtually hand in hand with admitting that you love her as a woman for the very first time. Such situations are typically spurred on by several things: a dangerous incident in which one or both of you are put in serious peril, a direct confrontation from another would-be lover, or perhaps a serious fight brought on by one of you being inconsiderate of the other's feelings. Whatever the case may be, find or create yourself such an opportunity, and make sure you capitalize on it. Get your sister alone, get her emotionally worked up, and confess to her that you think of her as a woman, that you love her as a woman, and you don't care what the world has to say about that.
This is, of course, the point at which the fucking comes into play. By this point, you've come a long way, and over the last fourteen or more years, you've built a pretty solid relationship with your sister. Recently, with the help of this guide, you've built a pretty solid romance with her as well, whether or not either of you has admitted it yet. All you have to do after you've admitted your love for her is look deep into her eyes, carry her to a conveniently nearby bed-like surface, and fuck your sister.
What more need be said at this point? Congratulations, for you have achieved your goal. It should be pretty smooth sailing from here on out, with the only real exception being the way that you're scorned and spat on by society for fucking your sister. Nevermind the naysayers, though, for you know you've got something special in your sister. The only parting advice I can give is that the bond between siblings lasts forever, so make sure you don't ever stop calling her "sis."
Congratulations, and enjoy.
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Grab yourself a can of pork soda, and you'll be feelin' just fine. Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' round the house, swiggin' down them cans a' swine.
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Check out my acoustic work
omoikane Posted: Jan 21 2004, 02:52 PM
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Maybe over the course of years my moral position is slowing being compromised, but I just can't jab at it from the same place as cym, so I resorted to some visuals. I hope no one minds.
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How to Live Angst-Free
Angst is an psychological complex typical of young adults and teenagers. Its precise origin is not clear at this time, but it is confirmed that a variety of emotional stress, conflicting desires, and dilemmatic external pressures are related to its creation. After countless hours of research, Experts have found some common things that are often associated with angst and its related problems. Avoiding them would mark a very good step to a heathier emotional life.
It's important to note that the female mind works differently than the male mind in this regard. Research shows that avoid the sources of Angst for women has little to no effect on men, and vice versa. We'll run through the two lists separately
For women.
When dealing with a potentially troublesome emotional complex (eg. desire for a love interest), avoid dwelling on it. Thinking about something you have no power over does no good. Instead, take the excess energy welled up by the emotional turmoil and focus it into creative outlets, such as a hobby or work.
Avoid cold weather. While the precise mechanism linking angst and cold weather is unknown at this time, the correlation between the two is beyond common coincidence. Snow seems to trigger an even higher liklihood of the angst complex amongst girls.
Idols. It is undoubtably the number one cause of angst amongst girls. When one idealizes one's own sense of unattainable perfection in a physical manifestation (eg. 'that upperclassman going to America to study'; 'jpop star'; 'ruler of the world') it is an angst complex waiting to happen.
Now some for the boys.
Avoid giant mechanical objects. For those of you endowed with supernatural powers, it is also best that you get rid of it if possible, or otherwise forget that you are capable of such--just don't forget that you're not suppose to remember you have them.
It's an interesting side note, but excessive angst can bring out supressed abilities to the fore.
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Avoid reponsibilities. Granted you can't run away forever, but the greatest flaw for the younger men is trying to "grow up quickly" for one reason or another. Let nature take its course; step back and enjoy life.
Maintain strict discipline. A discipled mind is a peaceful mind. Simple enough.
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iarl Posted: Jan 21 2004, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE (Cymbaline @ Jan 21 2004, 05:56 PM)
How to Make a Dozen Girls Love You with No Effort
This has sooooooo Love Hina written all over it
(Do people have any other examples of manga using these clichés?)
GrimRupert Posted: Jan 21 2004, 09:35 PM
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I know it's predictable of me, but hey, they say write what you know best, and I definitely know this bad, horrible collection of stereotypes...
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So You Want to be in Final Fantasy...
The first of many How To guides on becoming a main character in the masterworks by Squeenix!
Our First Guide: Becoming the Hero
Now, becoming the Hero in a Final Fantasy is a very important task! After all, everyone will know what you are thinking, and must be entertained because of it! Everyone will also look up to you as their leader during these hard times, seeking your advice on what to do in the most dire situations. You must be able to face the most horrible enemies in combat and fight behind enemey lines, even though no actual battles take place during the inevitable war throughout the whole game!
So it's only natural that you must be a male between the ages of 17-22. If you are younger than this, then have no fear! You're a shoe in for either an NPC role or the role of a cute little magician whose abilities exceed even the oldest, most experienced of villains that are over a century old! So go right to the head office and offer your fantastic skills right now! If you are a middle aged male or older, then you'll have to wait for our "Becoming the Bad Ass" guide. Sorry. And if you are between the ages of 22-30, then you're shit out of luck! But hey, maybe you can be that NPC in town that's waiting for his girlfriend who is making a deal with that stronger guy in the alley behind the pub! Sounds fun, huh?
Alright, so you're a male who is around 17-22 years old, huh? Excellent! Now for physical appearances. Now, it is crucial that you have the right look. After all, you're going to be the reason all the girls love this game! Do you look like someone in a GAP commercial? Maybe a Calvin and Klein commercial? Well, even if you don't it's ok, because you can just get that fixed when you go for the inevitable plastic surgery to make yourself look more Asian! After all, the greatest part about Final Fantasy is that it comes from Japan!
So you have the physical appearance. So what's the next step? Well, it all depends on what kind of here you want to be! The Manic Depressing Goth Angst Bishounen, or the Positive Cool Hunky Annoying as Hell Sporto?
First, we'll cover you Goth wannabes first.
What is essential to the hero is, of course, the wardrobe. If you're going to wear the same unwashed clothes every day, you may as well let everyone know "Hey! I'm suicidal!" in the way you dress! Put on some nice leather, and make sure it's black! This will make all the girls hot for your buttocks as your pixelated figure runs down those hallways from the shittiest camera angles possible! And while we're at it, why don't you take that razor away from your wrists and apply it to your face or your chest! After all, nothing says cool like a scar, man! Just ask that biker at the bar!
You've got the look, you've got the clothes, now for the attitude! Or, as we like to call it, BADITTUDE!
Now remember, you're a Goth wannabe, so make sure you always look angry or sad. If you smile at any time before the ending cinematic, you fail at your job as the bad ass hero. Why are you always angry or sad? Well, you're superior, of course! You can't adjust into normal society, and it's all because you're better than everyone else! Of course, when people actually put you into a leader position or ask for your advice, you hate it! You can't stand people giving you what you want, because it's just that! What you want! If you got what you wanted then how could you be a Goth?
Also, since you're a bad ass you must always have an air of confidence. After all, you're superior! No matter who it is you're fighting, you're skills are better than theirs. So always address your enemy as if they are boring you. After all, what's the worst that can happen? If you die the other characters will restore you with a Pheonix Down, and then there is always that nice happy reset button! So always remember, unlike your enemy, you can come back at any time!
That's right, life bores the shit out of you. Despite all the excitement and adventure, it's all too stupid for your vastly complex mind to take. With this attitude, or, rather, BADITTUDE, all the teen girls will want to be on you like Zelda's on Link, and all the males will simply want to be you!
For those of you who don't like the depressing personality, your turn has come! Now to cover the Happy morons first!
Now, remember, by being the happy guy, you are obviously a total idiot! So you have to either be the part, or act the part. So if you got lower than a 700 on your SAT's, than you're the perfect tool for this job! Otherwise, you might want to reconsider the Goth hero...
Now, for your wardrobe we can't have you wearing anything that can be bought in a store! Oh no, that's way too good for you! You need to see the custom tailor! You're going to need something that is bright, hippy looking, and remember, if you can actually envision someone actually WEARING this outfit, then you must go right back to the drawing board! Your daily clothing must be something that not even teen ravers would wear to that night club even if it was the only thing possible of Free Cocaine night!
Now for your attitude.
Remember, you're not only happy, but you're an idiot. Unlike the Goth, you can only see the bright side of things, even if you've lost all your limbs and are about to be ravaged by a giant Cthulu! You know there is a way out of every bad situation! You don't know what it is, but as long as you can swing your sword at things or press conveniantly unhidden buttons that trigger doors to the most secret passages, then you're able to get out safely! And, whereas the Goth hero is always frowning, you're on a 24/7 high and your face shows it! You don't know what depressants are! Everything makes the sky just that much more blue for you!
Now you have to work on your voice. Is it high-pitched? Is the only sound more annoying than hearing you talk the screeching of Wolverine's claws against a chalkboard or possibly another source of Adamantium? Then you're voice is perfect! If it isn't, then go to the doctor and ask for a vasectomy! Nothing will make you squeel like the little bitch you are then someone cutting into your manhood!
Ok, we have our hero. Now all you need is a piece of feminine meat! Sound sexist? It should! The woman you will inevitably fall in love with is going to be a total airhead! After all, there isn't much to you, why should there be anything to her! So which female character is going to be the one you choose! Is she older than you? Then she's not the one! Is she hot? She should be NOT! Are her tits huge? GUESS AGAIN! The woman you're looking for is lucky if she breaks a C-Cup and will often be mildly cute, even though there are definitely better looking women out there! Be careful, though, because though she'll definitely be annoying, she won't be the MOST annoying character! So watch out!
Finally, you need your weapon. Now, since any old idiot can swing a sword, this will be your ideal weapon. All you need to do is swing and it hurts the enemy! How uncanny! However, not any old sword will do. Yours must look special, and by special we mean impossible. Totally irrational and poorly designed. A sword that relies on style rather than being practical. After all, you're not just anyone, you're the hero! You're the cool guy! And the cooler you look, the better!
Now go out there and be the Hero!
Next Time: Becoming the Ditzy Heroine Love Interest.
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PzP Posted: Jan 21 2004, 10:48 PM
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I fully know how much this one sucks but .....
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So you’ve purchased a Robotic Maid...
Congratulations on purchasing your new Robotic Maid, here are a couple quick pointers to help you out.
A) First of all, you might notice that your robot has an extreme hatred of dirty materials. Do not worry, because not only was built to have a larger bust than most humans, but she will appear naked in front of you at least twice a day to maintain they’re “innocents”.
You might also notice that your Maid has been equipment designed for combat. Once again, do not worry, because your maid has a 99% probability of being a battle robot and has some deep dark past that will never affect you in the slightest.
C) It might take a couple days for your maid to get used to your personality since all of our maids have automatically to deal with our target customer. If your not a geeky looking kid with glasses, don’t have a stockpile of porn, and you barley have more self-confidence than that of a person with a harem of girls, then it might take a couple days for your maid to get used to you.
D) After your new maid has settled in, it is most likely that for some reason or another, at least three other robots will come to settle in with you and your main maid. (We are still researching this, but we think this has something to do with the owner having the self confidence of someone with a harem of girls). So we suggest that you have a rather large living area.
We hope that these tips will be helpful to you and will to allow you to enjoy to your maid to the fullest extent.
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How To Kill Super Robots
Without owning one yourself
You've seen them before. The crappy color combinations, the overly anoying transformation/combination sequences, and those horrible...HORRIBLE special attacks that they just have to YELL OUT LOUD. It even predates the madness that is Dragonball. It is probably the only thing that can rip Otaku away from tentacle anime--The Super Robot fetish.You know 'em. SUPER ROBOTS. The ultimate source of overaged Male Anime Otaku lust and desire.
Well, it's time to pay them back with interest--by proving once and for all that Super Robots don't stand a chance against common sense and a big enough gun. And to prove a point, I've used certain existing SRs to prove it. (Evil evil evil laughter)
1.) One of the necessities of piloting a giant robot is the need to see outside. In may cases, this involves sitting in an exposed or glass-covered cockpit atop the robot's head or chest. I don't care what Super Robot-heads say; there's no such thing as truly indestructible glass or plastic when dealing with a powerful rifle round. You don't even need another robot; all you need is a good rifle and a steady hand...The fact that cracking the glass cockpit has almost never occurred to many 'bad guys' in Super Robot Anime just goes to show how brain-dead they really are...
EXAMPLE: Take a High-powered Sniper Rifle (A Barret 50-Cal would be just perfect), camp out near that silly Swimming Pool Mazinger Z rises out from, and when Koji Kabuto starts to connect, blow his fuzzy-headed brains out...Then get rid of the gun, feign innocence, and proceed to steal his recently bereaved and oh-so-hot girlfriend.
2.) Find out all you can about said Super Robot (and given the number of SR Otaku out there, you'll NEVER be for want of detailed and highly accurate information), and get to work. BTW: An SR Otaku will be filled to the brim with useful SR information, but even after telling you in brutal detail the ultimate and fatal weakness of their favored SR, will never once believe that said SR will be beaten.
EXAMPLE: Me: "So you mean to tell me that if someone messes up Laserion's combination sequence, the robot will just blow up?"
SROtaku: "Yes! Since Laserion is not a REAL robot, but a holographic construct, all one would have to do would be to hack into the pilot's own computer, swap the formation sequence to put the core engine in last instead of first, and Laserion will be hopelessly destroyed!"
Me: "Wow. But isn't it dangerous for you to be telling people like me this kind of restricted info?"
SROtaku: "NEVER! No matter what, do you hear! No silly weak spot like that is EVER going to destroy the mighty Laserion!!!"
Me: "Oh, absolutely..." (writing all of this down)
3.) Transforming or combining SRs are...dreadfully, ridiculously easy. Their designers were deceased mad scientists or bored-out-of-their-mind engineers who obviously hadn't heard the Murphy's Law Adage: "The more working parts something as, the exponentially greater its chances of failing during regular use".
EXAMPLE: You don't even need to be creative. Just loosen a screw here or there on one of the Voltron (Golion) Lions (preferrably the combination system). Then watch humorously as the thing falls apart in mid-flight.
4.) Super Robots are supposedly indestructible. Either it's a kind of high-tech metal or powerful force field, or the AT cooties. It doesn't matter. Nine out of ten times this is just propaganda, and oftentimes even the pilot(s) of said Super Robot will begin to believe their own proaganda. But the truth is more clear: there is NO such thing as truly indestructible armor.
EXAMPLE: See above with Mazinger Z. Or else:
(Scene of Great Mazinger being shredded apart by factory industrial lasers)
Tetsuya: "I--IMPOSSIBLE! Ultra-Alloy Z is indestructible!!!"
Me: "If your armor's so damn indestrcutible to begin with, explain to me how they were able to cut and mold it into your robot. I mean, if it were TRULY indestructible, it would have been impossible for them to cut and weld it onto your robot in the first place, right?"
Tetsuya: ".....*"
Me: "Thought not." (proceeds to peel Mazinger like a grapefruit)
5.) The simplest way to take down an SR and it's pilot a notch or two would be while they're posing about and doing their ultra-elongated declaration of super-special moves sequence. Like when they fire of a Rocket Punch or something. You're NOT under any obligation to play fair with some nincompoop who has to telegraph his giant flunky's every move to the world. BTW: They also tend to go "WHAT? How did you predict/counter my super move when I declared it out loud for the world to hear?!? You dishonorable swine!!!"
EXAMPLE:Voltes V :"ULTRA-ELECTROMAG---"
(Fwisshhhhhh~~~~~KABOOM!!!!)
Me: "...that was just TOO easy..."
(Holding a smoking M136 AT-4 Antitank missile, watching as Voltes V goes down with a smoking waist and an exploded Ultraelectromagnetic Top burning it from within...)
More to come once I stop laughing my @# off...
Wer'e not Superf--ks, we KILL Superf--ks...
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