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Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your amazing toughness, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.